Saturday, January 15, 2011

You NEVER want people to use Tony Danza titles to describe your situation


























If things keep going this badly for Brian Cashman, they still have more possibilities.

If Cashman has a blow up at a reporter, the headline could be
CASHMAN GOING APE!

If Johnny Damon signs with the Angels, the headline could be
CASHMAN SEES ANOTHER ANGEL IN THE OUTFIELD

If Jennifer Swindal, George Steinbrenner's daughter, gets involved and trashes Cashman publicly, the headline could be
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL

If the team just goes into a spiral, the headline could be
CRASH

(Remember, Tony Danza played the racist TV director in Crash? Didn't think so.)

And of course if he gets fired, the headline could be
CALL CASHMAN A TAXI!

And probably he will be replaced by Tony Danza.




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